Ayman al-Zawahri was "tagged" as the new leader of Al Qaeda. By whom? Was there a convention? If yes, why didn't the USA drop a few megatons on it? Was there an online ballot? If so can Carnivore or Raptor or Rex tracked down everyone who voted?
Does the former Al Qaeda #2 have sinister plans for the good ol US of A. Does #2 usually stand for stinky diaper stuffing? States : guard your borders. Cities : lock down those bridges. If our hell-bent-Islamic-brethren are serious about getting to us, they will pre-empt Idol and SYTHYCD this summer. They will corner the beer and pretzel market. Watchout Costco and Walmart shoppers, you are a target.
Note to Ayman: Lay low, there is a huge freaking target on your forehead, not unlike Mr. Manson.
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